The Weirdness of Life

One of my favorite routines from Southern comedian, Brother Dave Gardner (pictured here), went like this: There was a wise old sage who was sitting in his house, being introspective, and just groovin’ on the weirdness of life. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. “Who’s there?” shouted the sage. “It’s me,” a voice…

But What About Me?

A young Army private was assigned to the Army Induction Center, where his job was to explain benefits, especially Serviceman’s Group Life Insurance, to new recruits and help them enroll in the appropriate programs. After a couple of weeks, the Lieutenant in charge of the Center noticed that every single new recruit was enrolling in…